Tentacles Are Better Than Men, Because...

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Poor little Tonbo didn't understand the women in the Project A-kon all-night hentai room who Just Weren't Satisfied until they got their TRM's. Luckily for Tonbo, some dear female friends helped explain it to him.
Women can be really scary sometimes.

Tentacles are better than men, because:
  1. Tentacles can last.
  2. Tentacles can do it more than once.
  3. Tentacles usually provide their own lubrication.
  4. Tentacles don't fall asleep immediately afterward.
  5. When tentacles get tired, there's usually another one nearby.
One of the contributors
to this page felt it should
be pointed out that these
musings are speculative,
and do not necessarily
reflect actual experience.

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